Basically what a dog is:
A dog is a creature on a leash that you FORCE to pee on other peoples lawns and fences.
A dog is a creature which makes you carry a bag of POOP.
A dog is a creature which begs for your food after you carried its bag of POOP.
A dog is a creature who will chew on your new shoes after you let it have some of YOUR food.
A dog is a creature which will drag its ass on your carpet to get rid of the last poop which didnt get onto the lawns and fences and into your bag of POOP which YOU carried.
A dog is a creature which smells bad even after a BATH.
A dog is a creature which will turn your mom into a CRAZY dog-lady.
A dog is a creature you keep in your HOUSE... LOOK UP ^
/ Rant outI'll tell you a secret.. I don't like dogs : )
Also, dont take this too seriously <3