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Rant about dogs

Journal Entry: Fri Jul 29, 2011, 4:18 AM
Basically what a dog is:

:bulletblue: A dog is a creature on a leash that you FORCE to pee on other peoples lawns and fences.

:bulletblue: A dog is a creature which makes you carry a bag of POOP.

:bulletblue: A dog is a creature which begs for your food after you carried its bag of POOP.

:bulletblue: A dog is a creature who will chew on your new shoes after you let it have some of YOUR food.

:bulletblue: A dog is a creature which will drag its ass on your carpet to get rid of the last poop which didnt get onto the lawns and fences and into your bag of POOP which YOU carried.

:bulletblue: A dog is a creature which smells bad even after a BATH.

:bulletblue: A dog is a creature which will turn your mom into a CRAZY dog-lady.

:bulletblue: A dog is a creature you keep in your HOUSE... LOOK UP ^


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:bulletred: CATS WINS.


/ Rant out

I'll tell you a secret.. I don't like dogs : )

Also, dont take this too seriously <3


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*ShiponsTails Aug 3, 2011   Digital Artist
A dog is an boisterous, accident-prone but well-meaning child. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, it just broke…"

A cat is a witty, urbane, sophisticated, impeccably well-dressed serial killer. "Terribly sorry, old chap. Seem to have had a spot of bother. I'd suggest you clean it up as soon as possible. After all, you wouldn't want the… authorities to discover what you've done, now would you?"

Which would you rather have as a house guest?

Dogs are nicer people than cats. Dogs are nicer people than most people.
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=MLeth Aug 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Are your argument seriously that cats are serial killers? xD Other than the fact that their instinct is to kill birds, mice and such to survive that is

Whatever argument you might have though I would rather have a cat in my house : )
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*ShiponsTails Aug 4, 2011   Digital Artist
It's not just their instinct, they do kill -- there is a huge population of domestic cats and cat predation has a real and measurable impact on populations of birds and small mammals. Wild bird populations are in decline across many developed countries, and this is an ongoing area of research.

I like nekomimi as much as the next otaku, but a _real_ humanised cat would be a sociopathic killer.
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=MLeth Aug 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm not talking about the crappy japanese neko neko nyan nyan bullshit-cats.. I'm talking about the real cats you keep in your house xD Those that doesnt speak nor walk around on two legs.

And yes of course they kill! They are predators! Just as a dog originally is a predator as well. Dogs are just more of a pack kind of animal which means that they see their humans as their pack and they protect them.

A cat on the other hand sees his human as his keeper which feeds and cares for it. Which is just the pet I want.
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*ShiponsTails Aug 4, 2011   Digital Artist
Domestic dogs don't destroy wildlife. Domestic cats do. Saying it's their instinct is no defence. It's not natural or ecologically sound for that size of population of predators to be in one place.

Dogs regard their owners as friends and guardians. Cats tolerate their owners as a convenient source of food.

Also, border collies. Your argument is invalid.
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=MLeth Aug 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have now decided that cats are evil beings and should all be killed due to their violent behaviour which seems not to be of instinct - but by the sound of it, from a defect.
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:iconmikaink:
*don't likes dogs too*
i think u miss:
that creature lying in your way while u tries to catch the train, so you have to slow down,
so that the bad smelling owner can ask you for some money.
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:iconmysticfairytales:
Hahaha :XD:
Personligen tycker jag både katter och hundar har sin egna charm ^^ (även om jag själv hellre äger en katt för att de är lättare att sköta ;P)

När ska du ha din nästa livestream förresten? jag har missat typ alla :ohnoes:
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=MLeth Aug 1, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, hundar är nice bara dom inte är för nära mig xD

Älskar katter! Nästan lika mycket som den här tjejen: [link] : D

Nästa livestream blir nog nån gång i veckan då jag ska spela ett svenskt skräckspel som heter "Amnesia" xD Förra gången jag gjorde det i livestream så blev det mycket skrik och "JESUS CHRIST!!"
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:iconmysticfairytales:
Haha okej ;)

Naw va gulligt, det är inte så ofta man hör att en kille gör det :D (det är nästan så att man borde ha den sången som ringsignal på sin mobil XD)

Okej låter kul! :D får se om jag är ledig då, jobbar vid behov och 12 timmars skift så det är lite svårt att få allt att gå ihop ibland :P
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