Basically what a dog is:

A dog is a creature on a leash that you FORCE to pee on other peoples lawns and fences.

A dog is a creature which makes you carry a bag of POOP.

A dog is a creature which begs for your food after you carried its bag of POOP.

A dog is a creature who will chew on your new shoes after you let it have some of YOUR food.

A dog is a creature which will drag its ass on your carpet to get rid of the last poop which didnt get onto the lawns and fences and into your bag of POOP which YOU carried.

A dog is a creature which smells bad even after a BATH.

A dog is a creature which will turn your mom into a CRAZY dog-lady.

A dog is a creature you keep in your HOUSE... LOOK UP ^
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CATS WINS.
/ Rant out
I'll tell you a secret.. I don't like dogs : )
Also, dont take this too seriously <3
A cat is a witty, urbane, sophisticated, impeccably well-dressed serial killer. "Terribly sorry, old chap. Seem to have had a spot of bother. I'd suggest you clean it up as soon as possible. After all, you wouldn't want the… authorities to discover what you've done, now would you?"
Which would you rather have as a house guest?
Dogs are nicer people than cats. Dogs are nicer people than most people.
Whatever argument you might have though I would rather have a cat in my house : )
I like nekomimi as much as the next otaku, but a _real_ humanised cat would be a sociopathic killer.
And yes of course they kill! They are predators! Just as a dog originally is a predator as well. Dogs are just more of a pack kind of animal which means that they see their humans as their pack and they protect them.
A cat on the other hand sees his human as his keeper which feeds and cares for it. Which is just the pet I want.
Dogs regard their owners as friends and guardians. Cats tolerate their owners as a convenient source of food.
Also, border collies. Your argument is invalid.
i think u miss:
that creature lying in your way while u tries to catch the train, so you have to slow down,
so that the bad smelling owner can ask you for some money.
Personligen tycker jag både katter och hundar har sin egna charm ^^ (även om jag själv hellre äger en katt för att de är lättare att sköta
När ska du ha din nästa livestream förresten? jag har missat typ alla
Älskar katter! Nästan lika mycket som den här tjejen: [link] : D
Nästa livestream blir nog nån gång i veckan då jag ska spela ett svenskt skräckspel som heter "Amnesia" xD Förra gången jag gjorde det i livestream så blev det mycket skrik och "JESUS CHRIST!!"
Naw va gulligt, det är inte så ofta man hör att en kille gör det
Okej låter kul!